New Design: Like the old one, but prettier

If you're reading this, then you already know: I've redesigned this site.

It's the Windows Vista of Two Cut Films design revisions: a (theoretically) nicer UI at the expense of compatibility (Don't even think about trying to visit this site in IE6 or without Javascript). For comparisons sake:

Now, as for real news....

The next Two Cut Films production will be released on June 3th. Starring David Madwin, Jill Turner, and Whitney Moore (among others) it's a screwball comedy about a sex obsessed virgin who accidentally takes a vow of chastity.

But more on that later... I've probably already broken my NDA by saying too much. I suspect the corporate lawyers will break down the door and come crashing through the windows any moment now...

Two Cut Films on IMDb

Looks like we've become quite the movie making machine: a film a year according to our page... not bad. Not bad at all... Here are the individual film pages:

• Jean's Postmodern Masterpiece
• Sinema Provocateur
• Be Right There

Yes, I realize many of the credits are incorrectly formatted and pretty much all the below-the-line people are missing. IMDb is a pain to deal with.

Now available on Amazon: BE RIGHT THERE

I'm not sure why you would want to (especially when you can watch it online, for free, in high definition), but you can now purchase a Be Right There DVD on Amazon at a greatly inflated price.

I get 50 cents with each purchase. This is just one of my numerous get-rich-quick schemes.

BE RIGHT THERE, a new film

New film coming out today: Be Right There.

It's about a man (Played by me) who accidently locks his keys in his car and imagines ways of retrieving them. Watch it here.

Happenings: Red Carpet Noms, IMDB, & New Movie

Yes, I realize I ought to update this blog more frequently. Anyway, three things:

1. A pair of Two Cut Films productions were nominated at the SCTV Red Carpet Awards: Dream On for Best Trailer (Despite my insistence to the higher ups that it wasn't one), and Be Right There for Slugger's Choice (Despite not even being completed or released yet, I submitted a rough cut!)
2. One of our productions is now on IMDB! Sinema Provocateur, our 2008 erotic thriller, now has another home on the internet. Sort of anyway. We're still trying to resolve the credits (That is: The lack of them)
3. Finally, a new film will be released next Tuesday. As I just hinted, It's called Be Right There

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