Student of Virginity, uploaded

You remember when I said that Student of Virginity was gonna be released on June 3rd? Well, I was just kidding.

Anyway, only a week late...

Starring David Madwin, Jill Turner, and Whitney Moore, STUDENT OF VIRGINITY is a screwball comedy about a sex obsessed virgin who accidentally takes a vow of chastity.

It's a literary adaptation, so you know it's gonna be good.

Watch it here, or at the usual venues.

Speaking of new films: AIMEZ-MOI DESTIN (Love Me Fate)

AIMEZ-MOI DESTIN (English translation: LOVE ME FATE). A story of betrayal, forgiveness, loss, regret, hate, love, life, death, rebirth, and the meaning of life.

Watch, nay, experience the trailer here and at the usual venues.

New Design: Like the old one, but prettier

If you're reading this, then you already know: I've redesigned this site.

It's the Windows Vista of Two Cut Films design revisions: a (theoretically) nicer UI at the expense of compatibility (Don't even think about trying to visit this site in IE6 or without Javascript). For comparisons sake:

Now, as for real news....

The next Two Cut Films production will be released on June 3th. Starring David Madwin, Jill Turner, and Whitney Moore (among others) it's a screwball comedy about a sex obsessed virgin who accidentally takes a vow of chastity.

But more on that later... I've probably already broken my NDA by saying too much. I suspect the corporate lawyers will break down the door and come crashing through the windows any moment now...

Two Cut Films on IMDb

Looks like we've become quite the movie making machine: a film a year according to our page... not bad. Not bad at all... Here are the individual film pages:

• Jean's Postmodern Masterpiece
• Sinema Provocateur
• Be Right There

Yes, I realize many of the credits are incorrectly formatted and pretty much all the below-the-line people are missing. IMDb is a pain to deal with.

Now available on Amazon: BE RIGHT THERE

I'm not sure why you would want to (especially when you can watch it online, for free, in high definition), but you can now purchase a Be Right There DVD on Amazon at a greatly inflated price.

I get 50 cents with each purchase. This is just one of my numerous get-rich-quick schemes.

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